Enamored Economics

Spring is here and I suppose love is in the air, although not in the typical sense. Milana's and my brains have been a bit under-stimulated as we discuss exchange rates and the current account in our Econ class, so she has turned  to creating the following economics-inspired pick up lines:

* You are my asset. (I can't help but ponder the subtle difference between this statement and "You are an asset to me," which she realized is what she meant to say.)

* In my eyes, you're always appreciating.

* My demand for you will never fall.

And last but not least, thanks to the paperwork accompanying final submission of our IB assessments:

*I'd love you even if you were a tax form.

 ...what has our education come to?